Kung Pow! The Midnite Movie Mamacita once more kicks out the jams with two oldies-but-goodies from the Grindhouse Redux vaults on Friday evening, November 30.



First up is Seven Blows of the Dragon (1972), a chop-socky classic from Shaw Brothers Studio, foremost producer of Hong Kong ’s most sensational Kung Fu classics of the Seventies. A martial-arts retelling of the Robin Hood legend reset in ancient China , the cacophony of glorious feet-and-fists-of fury will be presented in a rare 35mm print at 9 pm.



Next, a very young pre-Miami Vice Don Johnson stars in the cult sci-fi favorite A Boy and His Dog (1975). A futuristic tale of a young man and his telepathic dog wandering through post-apocalyptic Arizona , this dark survivalist comedy (based on a story by genre guru Harlan Ellison) is responsible for igniting the Midnite Movie Mamacita’s craving for odd cinema and she is especially elated to share it with the Grindhouse crowd. The post-nuclear cult curio plays at 11 pm , in 35mm—the way it was meant to be seen!

!Aye Chihuahua! Who needs 3D when you’ve got masked Mexican wrestlers flying off the screen and into the lobby?




This time the Midnite Movie Mamacita, Valley B-movie maniac, really goes out of her cabeza by hosting the Saturday December 1 Noche de Luchadores (Night of the Mexican Masked Wrestlers), a mixed-media madhouse involving South of the Border ring barbarians both on and off the screen. The action kicks off at the Chandler Cinemas at 8 pm, with in an hour-long in-lobby wrestling card featuring masked marauders from XJAM, the outrageous indie wrestling troupe whose you-gotta-see-to-it-to-disbelieve-it exhibition will be highlighted by a no-holds-barred masked all-female bout. . .with a squadron of roller derby dolls as referees!








At 9 pm, the action moves onto the big-screen with a rare 35 mm screening of 1973’s Santo Vs the Voodoo Women, starring the legendary Santo ("the Mexican Hulk Hogan"), this time squaring off against (among other things) a voodoo queen, wrestling zombies, bad Seventies, fashion, nuclear annihilation and, alas, a dubbed French soundtrack. Fortunately, the soundtrack will be turned off during the screening, allowing local improv comedy troupes Phoenix Neutrino Project and Galapagos to ad lib dialog and sound effects a la Mystery Science Theater 3000.





But hang on to your guacamole--there’s more! Assuming the Midnite Movie Mamacita hasn’t yet beaten you to submission, the show ends with a post-screening performance by Valley garage/surf rockers The Rebel Set.






Chandler Cinemas is located at 2140 N. Arizona Ave, Chandler, AZ 85224 (in the rear of the Target Shopping Center) at the NW corner of Arizona Ave and Warner Roads, 480-821-1605. Admission is $10. Children 10 and under are free for this event! Sorry, CASH ONLY, no ATM onsite.

Kung Pow! The Midnite Movie Mamacita once more kicks out the jams with two oldies-but-goodies from the Grindhouse Redux vaults on Friday evening, November 30.



First up is Seven Blows of the Dragon (1972), a chop-socky classic from Shaw Brothers Studio, foremost producer of Hong Kong ’s most sensational Kung Fu classics of the Seventies. A martial-arts retelling of the Robin Hood legend reset in ancient China , the cacophony of glorious feet-and-fists-of fury will be presented in a rare 35mm print at 9 pm.



Next, a very young pre-Miami Vice Don Johnson stars in the cult sci-fi favorite A Boy and His Dog (1975). A futuristic tale of a young man and his telepathic dog wandering through post-apocalyptic Arizona , this dark survivalist comedy (based on a story by genre guru Harlan Ellison) is responsible for igniting the Midnite Movie Mamacita’s craving for odd cinema and she is especially elated to share it with the Grindhouse crowd. The post-nuclear cult curio plays at 11 pm , in 35mm—the way it was meant to be seen!

!Aye Chihuahua! Who needs 3D when you’ve got masked Mexican wrestlers flying off the screen and into the lobby?




This time the Midnite Movie Mamacita, Valley B-movie maniac, really goes out of her cabeza by hosting the Saturday December 1 Noche de Luchadores (Night of the Mexican Masked Wrestlers), a mixed-media madhouse involving South of the Border ring barbarians both on and off the screen. The action kicks off at the Chandler Cinemas at 8 pm, with in an hour-long in-lobby wrestling card featuring masked marauders from XJAM, the outrageous indie wrestling troupe whose you-gotta-see-to-it-to-disbelieve-it exhibition will be highlighted by a no-holds-barred masked all-female bout. . .with a squadron of roller derby dolls as referees!








At 9 pm, the action moves onto the big-screen with a rare 35 mm screening of 1973’s Santo Vs the Voodoo Women, starring the legendary Santo ("the Mexican Hulk Hogan"), this time squaring off against (among other things) a voodoo queen, wrestling zombies, bad Seventies, fashion, nuclear annihilation and, alas, a dubbed French soundtrack. Fortunately, the soundtrack will be turned off during the screening, allowing local improv comedy troupes Phoenix Neutrino Project and Galapagos to ad lib dialog and sound effects a la Mystery Science Theater 3000.





But hang on to your guacamole--there’s more! Assuming the Midnite Movie Mamacita hasn’t yet beaten you to submission, the show ends with a post-screening performance by Valley garage/surf rockers The Rebel Set.






Chandler Cinemas is located at 2140 N. Arizona Ave, Chandler, AZ 85224 (in the rear of the Target Shopping Center) at the NW corner of Arizona Ave and Warner Roads, 480-821-1605. Admission is $10. Children 10 and under are free for this event! Sorry, CASH ONLY, no ATM onsite.

Friday 11/23 - $10 Double Feature or $6 each

Blazing Saddles 4pm & 8pm - $6

Ghostbusters 6pm & 10pm - $6 

Saturday 11/24 - $10 Double Feature or $6 each

Blazing Saddles 3pm & 7pm - $6

Ghostbusters 5pm & 9pm - $6 

Sunday 11/25 - $10 Double Feature or $6 each

Blazing Saddles 2pm & 6pm - $6

Ghostbusters 4pm & 8pm - $6

Chandler Cinemas
2140 N. Arizona Ave
Chandler, AZ 85224
United States

Sunday 11/18 - $8 Double Feature or $6 each

Office Space 2pm & 6pm (COMPUTER BASHING @ THEATRE) - $6

Clerks 4pm & 8pm - $6

I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music

Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too... FOR LIVE COMPUTER BASHING WITH BASEBALL BATS! SUNDAY 6PM be there!

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Where::
Chandler Cinemas
2140 N. Arizona Ave
Chandler, AZ 85224
United States

EVERYONE ON THE TEAM SCORES WHEN HER POM POMS FLY!

Debbie does Dallas (and Chandler!) in soft core big screen revival with live performance by musical cast

Debbie Does Dallas! And on Friday November 16th at 11pm the carnal cheerleader and her pals will do Chandler, too, as Valley B-movie the Midnite Movie Mamacita delves into her archives to present a soft core R-rated version of the 1978 cult porn hit as part of a Dirty Double Feature. For the first time in decades Debbie (Bambi Woods) and her friends return to the big screen in a rare 35 mm print as they struggle to raise enough cash to send her to Dallas to add steam to team spirit. Adding to the fun will be a live performance of excerpts of Artists' Theatre Projects production of Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical. Swapping risqué song-and-dance routines for the film's notorious sex scenes, this outrageous musical will be presented in its entirety on stage at Soul Invictus Cabaret in Phoenix on November 9-25.

Beginning the Dirty Double feature is a 9 pm screening of 1973's Sugar Cookies, a tasty piece of early Seventies erotica involving a pornographer, murder, role transferal and, of course, plenty of pre-silicone nudity and lesbianism. With cult favorite Mary Woronov (Eating Raoul, Rock 'n' Roll High School ), Warhol stalwart Ondine, soft core queen Lynn Lowry (Score) and the behind-the-scenes talents of a very young Oliver Stone (associate producer).

Chandler Cinemas is located at 2140 N. Arizona Ave, Chandler, AZ 85224 (in the rear of the Target Shopping Center ) at the NW corner of Arizona Ave and Warner Roads, 480-821-1605. Admission is $6. Sorry, CASH ONLY, no ATM onsite. 18 and Over Only.

EVERYONE ON THE TEAM SCORES WHEN HER POM POMS FLY!

Debbie does Dallas (and Chandler!) in soft core big screen revival with live performance by musical cast

Debbie Does Dallas! And on Friday November 16th at 11pm the carnal cheerleader and her pals will do Chandler, too, as Valley B-movie the Midnite Movie Mamacita delves into her archives to present a soft core R-rated version of the 1978 cult porn hit as part of a Dirty Double Feature. For the first time in decades Debbie (Bambi Woods) and her friends return to the big screen in a rare 35 mm print as they struggle to raise enough cash to send her to Dallas to add steam to team spirit. Adding to the fun will be a live performance of excerpts of Artists' Theatre Projects production of Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical. Swapping risqué song-and-dance routines for the film's notorious sex scenes, this outrageous musical will be presented in its entirety on stage at Soul Invictus Cabaret in Phoenix on November 9-25.

Beginning the Dirty Double feature is a 9 pm screening of 1973's Sugar Cookies, a tasty piece of early Seventies erotica involving a pornographer, murder, role transferal and, of course, plenty of pre-silicone nudity and lesbianism. With cult favorite Mary Woronov (Eating Raoul, Rock 'n' Roll High School ), Warhol stalwart Ondine, soft core queen Lynn Lowry (Score) and the behind-the-scenes talents of a very young Oliver Stone (associate producer).

Chandler Cinemas is located at 2140 N. Arizona Ave, Chandler, AZ 85224 (in the rear of the Target Shopping Center ) at the NW corner of Arizona Ave and Warner Roads, 480-821-1605. Admission is $6. Sorry, CASH ONLY, no ATM onsite. 18 and Over Only.

Really it does have killer grass! Click here for the video...

When:
Thursday Nov 08, 2007
at 9:00 PM

Where::
Paper Heart Arts Venue
750 NW Grand Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85007
United States
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Tonight the team brings you the mind-boggling 1980 kung fu caper Mafia vs Ninja. Despite the lack of traditional Mafia in the film (unless you count a knife-wielding Italian), it's the unintentionally hilarious saga of two sewage workers who become embroiled in gang wars between the Chinese gangsters and the Japanese Mob. The you-gotta-see-it-to-believe -it climax involve a final battle in which Ninjas burrow under the ground and the hero is besieged by, yes, speeding clumps of grass. With its insane kung fu choreography, atrocious dubbing and ludicrous plot, Mafia vs Ninja is sure to blow the minds of even martial art movie fans who think they've seen it all.